Stephen Colbert and Evie Say Goodbye to “First Drafts” in Emotional Final Segment on The Late Show
After years of laughter, awkward greeting cards, and unmistakable chemistry, Stephen Colbert and his wife Evie McGee Colbert officially closed the book on one of The Late Show’s most beloved recurring segments.
Wednesday night’s episode marked the final installment of “First Drafts,” a fan-favorite comedy bit that has appeared regularly since 2000 and became especially cherished during the pandemic-era broadcasts filmed from home. The segment featured Evie sitting beside her husband as the couple read fictional greeting cards aloud — first the polished, sentimental version, followed by intentionally terrible “first drafts” that usually spiraled into absurd humor.
But this time, the jokes carried something heavier underneath them.
With Mother’s Day approaching and The Late Show nearing its May 21 finale, the atmosphere inside the theater felt noticeably emotional. After welcoming Evie to the stage, Stephen Colbert immediately acknowledged the significance of the moment.
“Listen, honey,” he said. “This is very special. This is the final draft of ‘First Drafts’ that we’re going to do.”
Evie smiled softly before responding, “It’s been fun. I have had a very good time… Six years! It’s been really fun.”
The audience applauded warmly as the couple slipped into their familiar rhythm, exchanging cards and playful reactions the way they had for years. But midway through the segment, Evie unexpectedly shifted the conversation toward life after late night television.
“It’s a good time for me to bring up something,” she told him. “It’s been 21 years you’ve been obsessed with your job. We’re going to have a lot of time, and I think we need to establish ground rules.”
The crowd immediately burst into laughter.
Among her concerns was Stephen’s tendency to treat ordinary social interactions like miniature theater performances.
“I think we need to reacquaint you with social interaction with people in the real world,” Evie joked. “Not everybody wants to talk about song lyrics when you run in to get a bottle of wine.”
She continued without missing a beat.
“You can’t just recite poetry to strangers. I don’t think they’re going to love that. They are not like your staff who go, ‘Thank you, that’s beautiful.’”
Stephen Colbert, naturally, answered the criticism with Shakespeare.
“Age cannot wither nor custom stale my infinite variety,” he declared dramatically.
Evie laughed before delivering the line that instantly became one of the segment’s highlights:
“It’s going to be a rocky summer.”
The audience erupted.
But as the comedy settled, the emotional reality of the moment quietly surfaced again. Near the end of the segment, Evie turned sincere and reflected on her many appearances throughout The Late Show’s run — more than three dozen over the years.
“I just want to say thank you,” she told her husband. “Thank you for letting me be part of this.”
Then she addressed the staff behind the scenes, visibly emotional as she praised the people who helped shape the show for so many years.
“You have the most incredibly wonderful staff,” she said. “They are so nice to me, and I love them.”
The applause inside the studio lasted noticeably longer after that moment.
For longtime viewers, “First Drafts” was never just another comedy segment. It became one of the rare late-night bits that felt genuinely personal — a window into the marriage, humor, and quiet affection shared between Stephen and Evie Colbert.
And Wednesday night, for the final time, audiences got to watch that chemistry play out one more time before the curtain slowly closes on an era of late-night television.
The jokes were still there.
But this time, so was the goodbye.